Today's Letter of Note: "I would like .. to lose the shits .. but to retain 'fart in your general direction',

A funny memo about what wording would be acceptable for Monty Python and the Holy Grail from Letters of Note.

For an 'A' we would have to:




Lose as many shits as possible


Take Jesus Christ out, if possible


Lose "I fart in your general direction"


Lose "the oral sex"


Lose "oh, fuck off"


Lose "We make castanets out of your testicles"

See the rest here