My current favourite friend quote...

It's 1:24 am.

Just got home after visiting a friend.

We drank rose, smoked..cigarettes..yeah, that's it..cigarettes, and then tequila and lemonade.

And she tells me..

"I read your blog every day, but I'm not going to join your facebook group because I don't want my socialist friends to find out I associate with someone as conservative as you."

Fair enough. I'll never tell.

And I'm not really all that conservative. I'm what your socialist friends would refer to as a "neo-liberal," whom they hate even more than conservatives.