How to quit your job in a way that seems like a Family Guy bit

A JetBlue flight attendant made a spectacular job exit. As described in The Atlantic,

"JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater, who, after a tense confrontation with a passenger on a just-landed flight to New York, quit his job in the kind of style the rest of us can only envy. Slater went on the public address system, unleashed an angry rant on the entire plane, picked up one or two beers (accounts differ), pulled the emergency-exit chute, slid off the plane, and then went home to Queens, where he was later arrested on felony charges of criminal mischief and reckless endangerment"

And for those who haven't seen this viral hit, Dave Carroll wrote a song about how United Airlines destroyed his guitar: