No, this is not from The Onion - The International Red Cross wants punishment for War Crimes in Video Games

Aren't these idiots paid to be providing relief in war zones, or collecting blood donations, or doing something useful...?

The International Committee of the Red Cross have called for video games to punish crimes committed in battle by adhering to real-life international war conventions. 

“The ICRC believes there is a place for international humanitarian law (the law of armed conflict) in video games,” the organization that works worldwide to provide humanitarian help for people caught in war zones said in a statement on their website.

No actual humans had their eyes gouged in the playing of this game of Killzone 3

h/t Five Feet of Fury