Ontario PC leader Patrick Brown: Just tell me what you want me to think and I’ll think it

This is satirical. Barely.

By: Patrick Brown, Leader of the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario

Ugh, Mondays right?

You wake up, pour yourself a nice cup of coffee, and sit down to write a tidy little missive promising to scrap your province’s sex-ed curriculum. Then, you sit back and wait for your constituents to rain kudos upon you like the very golden showers their children have no business learning about. But instead, they bend you over like a Dominatrix and give you one of those so-called “peggings” they want their kids being taught at school.

Garfield, I owe you an apology. You were right all along. 

So fuck it, I give up. Clearly I don’t have my finger on the pulse of Ontarians, and obviously I can’t stand behind my own convictions, because full disclosure, I don’t have any...

Um, yes... I did actually support this guy