Anti-Trump Zombies Go On The Attack

“It’s surreal in NYC,” tweeted Katy Tur of NBC Wednesday evening. “People are walking around like zombies with thousand yard stares.” She was referring to street demonstrators, who she said numbered in the thousands, who marched up Manhattan to express their displeasure with President-elect Trump at his eponymous Fifth Avenue tower.

The anti-Trump zombie apocalypse was not contained to New York. “ ‘Not my president,’ protesters chanted in rallies coast to coast,” CNN reports. “Tens of thousands filled the streets in at least 25 US cities overnight—with demonstrations outside Trump’s properties across the country.” (“Not my president” was widely considered a racist slogan when Barack Obama was an able-bodied duck.)

“Most protesters were peaceful,” the network adds, but “some turned violent.” In Oakland, Calif., they “hurled Molotov cocktails, rocks and fireworks at police,” wounding three officers. “Trash fires smoldered on a highway, and a downtown business was set ablaze. By Thursday morning, emergency workers extinguished about 40 fires.”...