|It was just a minor open container charge|
but I feel a lot safer knowing I won't
run into this guy at a Black Mass
|Arrested for Grand Theft - anything less would be ironic|
This must be as big a tourist attraction for them as Walt Disney World
|Arrested for prostitution:|
"Arrgh, matey! I'll shiver yer timber
fer half a doubloon!"
|"Are you lookin' at me funny?"|
|This guy (above) is my favorite..if you're going to intentionally |
make yourself permanently look like The Riddler (below), you have to expect
the cops (or Batman) to pick you up
|It saves criminal identification time when you wear police tape as a fashion accessory|
|"C'mon - I needed the money to get my spaceship repaired so|
I can return to my home planet"
|Now which Star Trek episode do I remember her from?|
|"You may not recognize me, which is why|
I always carry an American Express Card..
and have words tattooed all over my face"
|It might help your criminal career not to|
advertise that you're a heroin dealer on
|And they come in women's versions too!|
|That giant neck tattoo sure makes it easy to pick 'em out of police line-ups|