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Friday, June 12, 2015

Tribute to Rachel Dolezal: "The sweetest va jay jay, more cosmic than the Milky Way"

You may have heard of Rachel Dolezal, the woman at the center of a storm of controversy for pretending she was African-American and becoming the head of her local NAACP chapter in Spokane, Washington.

She has become the subject of much derision and comment, but Dolezal, who lived a rich fantasy life, also deserves some sympathy for being the subject of a laughable tribute during one of her romantic liaisons. Dolezal was briefly engaged to a musician named Maurice Turner who created a song and Youtube video dedicated to her.

It may well be the worst love song ever written, and the video is disturbingly creepy with extreme close ups of her lips that make them look like... well...

Among the lyrics are, "Baby you are as sexy as you wanna be. The ass is astronomical; your breasts are so phenomenal; your legs are the sensual bridges to heaven, the sweetest va jay jay, more cosmic than the Milky Way. So are you ready for the rest of your life? I'll be so honored when you become my wife."

In what may not have been a coincidence, Dolezal broke off the engagement the month after Turner created and posted the song.






1 comment:

Skippy Stalin said...

I guess what they say about "once you go black" is true.