10. You think Naomi Klein is brilliant
9. You think the Occupy Movement's message will affect real global change
8. You think the Occupy Movement had a message
7. You have a home subscription to The Toronto Star
6. You think the Arab Spring has brought social justice and democracy to the Arab middle east
5. You think Canada needs an Arab Spring
4. You want to ban Jews from teaching in schools but call other people "Nazis"
3. You're still fighting for abortion rights more than two decades after that battle has been won.
2. You're still fighting against the Viet Nam War more than three decades after that war ended.
1. You're married to Naomi Klein.