Out of all the colleges in the United States, only the Mormon leadership at Brigham Young University would attempt to turn their students into Masturbation Narcs.A new video posted by BYU’s Housing and Student Living offices depicts masturbation as a gritty battlefield sequence straight out of Saving Private Ryan, in which only the Lord — and friends reporting their friends to school authorities — can stop masturbation addicts from being lost in the Omaha Beach of sin.
This is where Mormon polygamy could come in handy, if you'll pardon the expression. Once you have eight wives, masturbation really should be a thing of the past.
On the other end of the spectrum of stupidity, we have The University of Toronto, where compulsory student fees are used to pay for masturbation and anal sex workshops.
I'd like to lock the heads of the BYU and U of T student unions in a room for a few hours and see what happens.
h/t Skippy Stalin