The call starts with the man being asked: "What's your emergency?"
"Er..me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon," the man states matter-of-factly.
The bewildered call operator asks him to repeat his claims before asking what he would like the police to do.
He simply replies: "I want to press charges."
Unbelievably, the call handler keeps her cool and professionally asks whether he wants them to arrest his girlfriend or the cat.
And when the man replies both, she firmly tells him: "Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. And we don't arrest cats."...