Thursday, May 12, 2016

Hillary Clinton gets the worst endorsement ever from P.J. O'Rourke

I endorse Hillary Clinton for president. She is the second-worst thing that could happen to America.

I endorse her. And all her pomps. And all her empty promises.

Better the devil you know than the Lord of the Flies on his own 757. Flying to and fro in the earth, with gold-plated seatbelt buckles, talking nativist, isolationist, mercantilist, bigoted, rude, and vulgar crap. ...

...Hillary, I endorse you although you don’t belong in power—you picture of self-satisfaction out of doors. Count me the Iago of your supporters, you ding-dong bell in your West Wing, wild-cat in your can’t-stand-the-heat-get-out-of-the-kitchen, plaster saint in your injuries, player in your housewifery, and housewife in your bed. (Sorry, my mistake, that’s somebody else’s wife in bed with your husband.)

You’re a smug one, Hillary,  
You really are a snoot, 
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a newt, 
Hillary,You’re a bad banana in a garish and expensive power suit!

You’re a limousine liberal, Hillary, 
Your heart’s an empty hole, 
Your brain is full of Sidney Blumenthal, you have boiled kale in your soul, 
Hillary, I endorse you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!...

1 comment:

Jill said...

Yeah, well.

Hillary doesn't care what the reason is for someone voting for her, all she cares about is the vote.

Like so many so-called conservatives, and as so many already did in the past with Obama, O'Rourke will give the US to a known extreme leftist and be smug about it because BECAUSE!