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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating

His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj was determined to be clinically dead by physicians in January 2014, but his followers insist he is in a state of deep meditation. The Punjab High Court is set to decide his state and therefore what will happen to his $170 million estate.


Not Monty Python said...

This is not a meditating guru.

He is not a sleeping guru.

He is not a stunned guru.

I would check to see if he has been glued into his chair.

He is bleedin' demised.

He has passed on. He is no more. He has ceased to be. He has expired to meet his maker. Bereft of life, he rests n peace. He has kicked the bucket. He's shuffled off his mortal coil and jointed the choir invisible.

He is a dead guru.

Richard K said...

Wait! There! He moved! Did you see that!?

Anonymous said...

No he didn't!

Someone just kicked his chair, that's all.

Beauty From Ashes said...

Apparently the intestinal after-effects of curry mask the foul smell of decay

Richard K said...

Good news for me then (or at least those who have to deal with my corpse), since I love curry!