His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj was determined to be clinically dead by physicians in January 2014, but his followers insist he is in a state of deep meditation. The Punjab High Court is set to decide his state and therefore what will happen to his $170 million estate.
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This is not a meditating guru.
He is not a sleeping guru.
He is not a stunned guru.
I would check to see if he has been glued into his chair.
He is bleedin' demised.
He has passed on. He is no more. He has ceased to be. He has expired to meet his maker. Bereft of life, he rests n peace. He has kicked the bucket. He's shuffled off his mortal coil and jointed the choir invisible.
He is a dead guru.
Wait! There! He moved! Did you see that!?
No he didn't!
Someone just kicked his chair, that's all.
Apparently the intestinal after-effects of curry mask the foul smell of decay
Good news for me then (or at least those who have to deal with my corpse), since I love curry!
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