There’s nothing wrong with being fat and rich. That’s what makes America so fucking great. We don’t judge men by their superficial characteristics. Only women, as the Bible intended. But since Michael Moore has made a stupendous asshole out of himself as the giant fudgy pants champion of the downtrodden working man, people are going to notice when he lives in a 10,000 square foot lakeside home and has $50 million in the bank.