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Sunday, January 19, 2014

Talk about niche market! There's a dating site for Star Trek fans!



I thought this was a joke, but it's for real.

C'mon, admit it! You know you've all wanted to have that special Borg Queen in your life. And for those of you with pon farr fever, you won't have to wait seven years to line up your mating ritual..or maybe you will...

Personally, I've always had a thing for Yvonne Craig as that turquoise alien..



Thursday, December 19, 2013

Friday, September 13, 2013

Maybe not the best name for something you want people to put in their mouths

I was at Loblaws yesterday and this item was on clearance.

Needless to say, I didn't buy any, but perhaps a name change might help...


Saturday, August 31, 2013

Amazingly awful tattoo leads to amazingly public Facebook breakup. (Prank)


You know a Facebook thread is going to be a complete and utter disaster if it starts with a photo of this tattoo and only gets worse from there. Below you'll see how this ill-conceived ink job ends up ruining this girl's day and most likely her life.



There's lots more HERE and it's great!

Except the story is actually a prank that backfired!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Saturday, June 1, 2013

World War 2 as played out on facebook



Funny stuff. Check the the whole thing out HERE 

(Historical note: It should have been the USSR, which had a different flag, and not Russia, but still a pretty good effort)
   
h/t Mike M.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Rob Ford helps raise Toronto's international profile

The self-obsessed left will be driven into histrionic fits over this segment on Jon Stewart's The Daily Show.

But even as a Ford supporter, I find this pretty funny (and as they say in Showbiz, "there's no such thing as bad publicity") :

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

True Colors: World Socialist Website revamps to look like The Toronto Star

This is funny and certainly indicative of its leanings.

The website of the World Socialist Organization, or as you and I know them, the International Communists, have revamped their website and its new look seemed very familiar.



Evidently, as a tribute to a like-minded leader in the field of disseminating socialist propaganda, they have modeled their new look after The Toronto Star.



The Communists have caught on to the Star's trick that using red is too 'on-the-nose,' so they use Persian blue 

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

The weird look of crime in Orlando

It was just a minor open container charge
but I feel a lot safer knowing I won't
run into this guy at a Black Mass
Arrested for Grand Theft - anything less would be ironic
Orlando, Florida Station WKMG regularly publishes mug shots of people arrested locally.

This must be as big a tourist attraction for them as Walt Disney World





Arrested for prostitution:
"Arrgh, matey! I'll shiver yer timber
fer half a doubloon!"

"Are you lookin' at me funny?"
This guy (above) is my favorite..if you're going to intentionally
make yourself permanently look like The Riddler (below), you have to expect
the cops (or Batman) to pick you up


It saves criminal identification time when you wear police tape as a fashion accessory 
"C'mon - I needed the money to get my spaceship repaired so
 I can return to my home planet"
Now which Star Trek episode do I remember her from?
"You may not recognize me, which is why
I always carry an American Express Card..
and have words tattooed all over my face"
It might help your criminal career not to
advertise that you're a heroin dealer on
your forehead
And they come in women's versions too!
That giant neck tattoo sure makes it easy to pick 'em out of police line-ups


Sunday, February 19, 2012

Lorrie Goldstein presents: Justin Trudeau's Diary

Dear Diary:

I, Justin Trudeau, woke up this morning wondering, as I do every morning, what Canada can do for me … Justin Trudeau.

After all, who wants to live in a country that insists on calling honour killings “barbaric”?

One where you can’t even call Peter Kent a “piece of sh*t” in the House of Commons without everybody going bananas?

Fuddle duddle.

Read the rest HERE


h/t Small Dead Animals