The cereal that may be bad for your reputation if you admit you "swallow"

If you're buying a small package of cereal for $12 because it's supposed to be an aphrodisiac, it may be time to give up sex

Sometimes you see stuff in the local supermarket that makes you think "WTF????"

"Okay, I put it in my mouth, but I spit it out right away"

I wonder what happens if you feed the male version to a woman, or vice versa....

Fun with Internet trolls

Obviously, I should find better things to do, but I decided to waste time again on twitter today.  As some wit once said about the Internet - if you were talking about it in the past, you might say 'someday, we will have something that will let you communicate with anyone in the world instantly and access the sum total of human knowledge, and we'll use it to look at funny pictures of cats and pick fights with strangers.' Well, I was involved in some of that this afternoon.

I retweeted a comment by Ezra Levant about the apparent hypocrisy of the Toronto Star's outrage over the, ahem, ...alleged crack cocaine use by Toronto Mayor Rob Ford:

Then for reasons unknown, someone named Werner Patels decided to include me in his reply to Ezra.

The name sounded vaguely familiar. Werner, as a quick google search revealed, is a sometime contributor to The Huffington Post. In his self-written twitter profile, he describes himself in effusive terms as a "thinker" and "improver of all things"

Now if someone with such a pompous, self-inflated public opinion of themselves wants to play trash talk with me,  I'm usually game, so I played back with:

Implying Werner is pompous evidently really pissed him off:

Scumbag?!?  Scumbag!?! Them's fightin' words!  Well, take this, Werner!:

Werner was none too pleased with that and shot back:

Ah! It appeared that Werner hadn't clued in that he had replied to me when he replied to Ezra's tweet. So being the friendly, helpful fellow I am, I thought I'd politely let him know where he made his error:

That really set off poor Werner!

He either was too lazy to bother to check his own correspondence or simply doesn't understand how the medium he was using works. But in either case, I think I actually saw some of the forehead veins in his litter twitter image throbbing and him sucking even harder on his lips when he blasted out these two tweets:

Clearly, the obviously humorless Werner still hadn't figured out that he initiated contact with me. It was therefore incumbent on me to set him straight (because I was bored killing time before I needed to join a conference call  ...ok,  that doesn't really make it incumbent, but I was having fun):

And that was the last I have heard from Werner Patels.

Bottom line: I really need to find more productive things to do between calls!

Let the puns begin! Bacon-flavored condoms are now available!

This should make some people squeal with delight..

All the better to pork you with, my dear..

Only in America!   

For more wacky J&D's bacon-related products, check out their page.

Get ready for something really silly: 20 Cats as Fonts

See them all at this link

Here's a statistic that might cause problems for Apple's iPhone

Android users more likely to have sex on the 1st date.

The silliest, best thing ever: Star Wars Uncut - The Director's Cut

In 2009, Casey Pugh asked thousands of Internet users to remake "Star Wars: A New Hope" into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time... the crowd-sourced project has been stitched together and put online for your streaming pleasure. The "Director's Cut" is a feature-length film that contains hand-picked scenes from the entire StarWarsUncut.com collection.

h/t Ghost of a flea

A talented squirrel (and special bonus: Crow starts a Cat Fight)

Jenny vs. Spenser: mystery boss responds to online photo quit

This is pretty funny

h/t Etobicoke Slim

Chatham, Ontario tops Canada's list for goofiest 911 calls

This one is just number 7 on Chatham's top ten silly 911 calls:

A woman called 911 after being denied entry to a local nightclub. She forgot her identification and wanted an officer to attend to verify her name and prove to security staff that she was of legal drinking age. When she was told police don’t do that, she argued that they should.

The whole list is here.

Don't try to make sense of this - it's just a turtle and a dog re-enacting Star Wars