Will Mossad Hunt Down Anonymous?

It takes a brave hacker to declare war on the state of Israel. As Israel’s neighbors can attest, declaring war on the Jewish state doesn’t tend to produce favorable outcomes.     

So it was interesting to see the hacker group Anonymous declare “war” on Israel, which probably has as much legal significance as America declaring war on “terror”. Vowing to retaliate against Israeli strikes against Gaza, Anonymous claimed to have attacked hundreds of Israeli government and private Web sites, though Israeli officials say the damage has been minor. They also published names of donors to Israel. Israeli newspapers, busy covering the conflict with Hamas, have barely mentioned the attacks.    

The interesting question is how Israel will respond.

The hacker group so far has responded with bravado. Then again so did Gerald Bull.

Good Luck, you will need it! -> Will Mossad Hunt Down #Anonymous? forbes.com/sites/michaelp… #Israel #OpIsrael #GazaUnderAttack #Gaza #Lulz
— Anonymous Press (@AnonymousPress) November 21, 2012

More conspiracy theories from the Muslim world - Turkish newspaper blames suicide bombings in Syria, Iraq and Pakistan on Israel and the US

One thing these idiots failed to observe is that Jews and Christians aren't promised 72 virgins in the afterlife for blasting themselves to oblivion in a murderous rampage.

The Turkish daily Aydinlik said that suicide bombings represent a way of incitement carried out by the CIA and Mossad agents in Iraq, and are applied now in Syria, Lebanese daily Al-Benaa reported.

(Ahlul Bayt News Agency) - “CIA and Mossad agents have carried out - and still - various attacks in several countries including Iraq, Pakistan and Libya,” Aydinlik stated in a report published Monday.

The report made it clear that the agents have bombed mosques during the occupation of Iraq in order to incite Shiites against Sunnis and vice versa.

“Those agents have achieved their goal where most of their operations were targeting Shiite and Sunnite mosques. All bombings were declared suicide attacks, while the suicide bombers were announced killed, but the fact is contrary to what was claimed,” the daily added.

The newspaper pointed out that CIA and Mossad are adopting the same method now in Syria in order to thwart the plan of UN envoy to the country, Kofi Annan.

Michael Ross talks about the "hit" on the Iranian nuclear scientist

If Mossad operatives were behind the killing of Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan, it would be the latest chapter in a long history of covert action — one shaped by what Mr. Ross calls an unparalleled sense of urgency and a unique set of challenges.

Spy Wars on the Discovery Channel

Michael Ross, author, columnist and former Mossad spy, will appear on Spy Wars on The Discovery Channel.

It's on Thursday at 9 PM Eastern and repeated at 1 AM and 4 PM on Friday.

"Former Israeli and American spies explore the technology and tactics behind one of the greatest murder mysteries: the assassination of Saddam Hussein's top weapons scientist Gerald Bull in March 1990."

Michael is an old friend of this blog as well as the author of The Volunteer: A Canadian's Secret Life in the Mossad. His insight promises to make Spy Wars a must see.

Israeli spymaster Dr. Dolittle strikes again in Iran!

First it was the Shark that Egyptians claimed was a Mossad agent eating people in the Red Sea.

Then came the Mossad Vulture. The Saudis arrested a vulture with a tracking collar as part of an avian migration study. The collar read "Tel Aviv University." Because as we all know, good spies wear collars identifying their country of origin.

Iran, never to be outdone in stupidity and paranoia by anyone, has just arrested 14 squirrels. Yup. You heard right. Squirrels.

"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."

And these people are about to put a nuclear reactor online? News like this makes me wish John McCain had won the 2008 election.

You'll never guess who's working for Mossad now!

First it was the Mossad Shark, when paranoid Arab fanatics blamed shark attacks in the Red Sea on Israel..

Now the Mossad Vulture?!? A tagged vulture, part of an avian study at Tel Aviv University, flew into Saudi Arabia and was promptly arrested as a spy. Maybe a prisoner exchange for Joe the Camel can be arranged.

I guess we know who's working for Israel's spy agency now. I should have realized they were part of the Zionist conspiracy!

Bet you never knew Tarzan's last name was Leibowitz

Mossad's top shark handler

Assistant Director and Director of Mossad's Avian Bureau conferring before Parliamentary hearing

Sky News thinks this might be the new head of Mossad

UPDATE: James Bond is part of the Zionist plot too..

h/t Blazing Cat Fur

Wikileaks is a Zionist plot!

It was only a matter of time before some mental case accused wikileaks of being an Israeli plot. After all, if those sneaky Zionists can train sharks to eat Egyptians while ignoring Israelis, then setting up a bogus information site that leaks government secrets poses little challenge.

According to Haaretz, Gordon Duff, an editor of the looney tune conspiracy theorist website Veterans Today, wrote "a secret deal struck between WikiLeaks' ... Assange ... with Israeli officials, which ensured that all such documents were 'removed' before the rest were made public." He then added in an interview that "it sticks out like a sore thumb that WikiLeaks is obviously concocted by an intelligence agency. It's a ham-handed action by Israel to do its public relations."


A few more nut jobs chimed in on this theme as reported by Haaretz.