Israeli spymaster Dr. Dolittle strikes again in Iran!

First it was the Shark that Egyptians claimed was a Mossad agent eating people in the Red Sea.

Then came the Mossad Vulture. The Saudis arrested a vulture with a tracking collar as part of an avian migration study. The collar read "Tel Aviv University." Because as we all know, good spies wear collars identifying their country of origin.

Iran, never to be outdone in stupidity and paranoia by anyone, has just arrested 14 squirrels. Yup. You heard right. Squirrels.

"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."

And these people are about to put a nuclear reactor online? News like this makes me wish John McCain had won the 2008 election.

You'll never guess who's working for Mossad now!

First it was the Mossad Shark, when paranoid Arab fanatics blamed shark attacks in the Red Sea on Israel..

Now the Mossad Vulture?!? A tagged vulture, part of an avian study at Tel Aviv University, flew into Saudi Arabia and was promptly arrested as a spy. Maybe a prisoner exchange for Joe the Camel can be arranged.

I guess we know who's working for Israel's spy agency now. I should have realized they were part of the Zionist conspiracy!

Bet you never knew Tarzan's last name was Leibowitz

Mossad's top shark handler

Assistant Director and Director of Mossad's Avian Bureau conferring before Parliamentary hearing

Sky News thinks this might be the new head of Mossad

UPDATE: James Bond is part of the Zionist plot too..

h/t Blazing Cat Fur

Funny, he doesn't look Jewish..

Egyptian swimmers are being attacked by a predatory shark and the Egyptian governor of South Sinai has accused the shark of being a Mossad agent.

No, seriously..I know it sounds too idiotic to be true, but look for yourself here

h/t The National Post





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