The US official who wrote the reports definitely has a future as a TV reviewer if he or she ever wants to get out of the dreary world of diplomacy.
The CBC show The Border comes under the heading of "Canada's answer to 24 w/o that Sutherland guy" and the CBC miniseries H20 as "Give us your water, oh, what the heck, we'll take your country too."
Maybe the CBC should headhunt this person for a producer's job. Whoever it is obviously has more talent than the current CBC dramatic department.
You can see the rest of the wiki-leak in question here.