A set of New Jersey parents bestowed their children with catchy little names. Heath and Deborah Campbell named their kids, Adolf Hitler Campbell, Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. (The big unanswered question people are asking is did they mean to name the 3rd child "Himmler" and just can't spell?)
What better start in life could a child ask for?
Little Adolf Hitler Campbell came to national prominence when the story broke about how a ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich, near the family's home in west-central New Jersey, refused to decorate a birthday cake with their son's name.
The most recent development with the Campbell clan, reported in The Huffington Post, has seen New Jersey authorities seize the children because officials felt they were in "imminent danger."
There was a similar story in Manitoba, Canada last year about a children who were seized from their parents after the daughter appeared in school with a swastika drawn on her arm by her mother.
In both cases the parents contested the government (the New Jersey one is ongoing, in Manitoba, the parents lost). Nazis believed forced sterilization, which Western democracies discontinued early in the 20th century. Ironically, the neo-Nazi parents are lucky their heroes policies aren't in place, because these morons seem like great candidates for that sort of treatment.